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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.
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Once when I was 15 a guy on Facebook asked me if I wanted to play twenty questions and I thought he meant the game where you have to guess what they are so i responded “oh yeah that sounds fun” he said “you go first” and i asked “ok so are you an inanimate object?”
Why can’t we just go back to simpler times like these?
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when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep
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i love my mom she’s one of my problematic favs
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Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment
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