This is the fertility vase of the ndebele tribe!

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

My thoughts while at school.

• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• Damn baby wassup
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you
• I hate you

(Source: motel-face)

shavingryansprivates:

when they say the title of the album in a song

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

tulletulle:

i listened to that one direction song and now i know i’m beautiful but does that mean i’m not beautiful anymore because what made me beautiful before was not knowing? HELP

iphone420:

people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

skunksexual:

seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue